Day 4 - Vordinborg, Denmark - CRASH!#!#!
Tony's View
We finally got to ride — a nice little 62‑mile warm‑up. Well… we made it about half a mile after leaving the Airbnb before things got exciting.
I made a left‑hand turn without signaling or checking the mirror. Rookie move. And did we mention Copenhagen has about as many cyclists as Amsterdam? It feels like the entire population commutes by bike, and the bike traffic proves it.
So back to that left turn onto the bike path. I start turning and — CRASH — the cyclist behind us plows straight into the fairing. He kept going, thankfully unharmed, and his bike seemed fine too. Our fairing, however, looked like it had been through a demolition derby. You can see in the picture just how badly it was mangled.
Nothing like starting a 62‑mile ride with a little Copenhagen love tap.
We pulled off the road, relieved that nobody was hurt — except maybe my pride. Then it was time for my best MacGyver impression. I broke out 17 zip ties, duct tape, electrical tape, and whatever dignity I had left. Half the fairing looked like it had been folded by an origami enthusiast with anger issues.
We spent about an hour bending parts back into something vaguely resembling their original shape. The photo shows the fairing about halfway through its transformation into a modern art sculpture held together by zip ties and hope.
Once we got it “rideable,” we headed off again — with Joan literally holding the fairing in place like she was part of the pit crew for a very confused Formula 1 team.
Nothing says “vacation cycling” like roadside repairs and improvised engineering.
We stopped again, and it was clear the zip‑tie‑and‑tape masterpiece was not performing as advertised. At this point it looked less like a repair and more like a craft project gone wrong. A guy rolled up and told us there was a bike shop about 6 km ahead. Perfect — professional help, because my inner MacGyver was running out of inspiration.
We rode there, peeled off all the tape and zip ties, and revealed the full horror show: bent alloy parts everywhere. Both I and the mechanic were worried that if he tried to bend anything back, it would just snap like a breadstick. But he took the challenge. He grabbed the mangled fairing pieces, walked it back to his vise — you know, the tool I didn’t pack for the trip — and got to work.
After a couple of attempts (and a few moments where I thought we’d be throwing the fairing away and going without one), he managed to get everything close enough to its original shape that we could reassemble it. It’s a little cock‑eyed now, but fully functional — which is basically the mission statement of bicycle touring.
Here are some pictures with our new bicycle‑mechanic hero, the man who saved the day with a vise and a can‑do attitude.
With our newly “functional” fairing — well mostly — we were finally rolling again. Naturally, our first stop was a bakery, which is Joan’s version of a spiritual pilgrimage. It was delicious and gave us just enough energy to pretend we were real cyclists again.
A little farther down the road, we spotted something super cool: apples for sale with MobilePay. No stand, no person, just apples and trust. A few minutes later we saw a rack of dresses set out the same way — basically an unmanned garage sale powered entirely by honesty.
We ran into miles of steel plate roads through farm fields, I thought this was super cool and I know my friend Jeff Puthoff would think the same. Yes, the same guy who likes it when I lose my luggage.
We got to the beautiful Airbnb and did some additional adjustments. Then when we went out to eat downtown. I got my favorite Pepsi ever, and the Italian food was awesome. The chef was from Rome, Italy.
I really hope we don’t have to use the word crash again in this blog. Joan did a great job staying calm and reminding me that freaking out doesn’t actually fix anything. She was right, of course — and after she gently told me to relax, I finally stopped acting like the world was ending.
On the bright side, we used about 90% of our battery on a 62‑mile day, which I’m actually pretty happy about. Tomorrow is a shorter ride… with rain in the forecast. Because nothing says “vacation cycling” like wet roads, questionable fairing stability.
Joan's Extras
After setting out on our inaugural first ride of this trip and experiencing an abrupt change of plans, I started to think, "Is this going to become the norm for our first days out?" Last year, I had to peddle backwards the entire day. This year, I had to hold the fairing up off of my legs until we found a bike shop hero. One can only imagine what the future will hold???
I'm actually really loving that fairing. Besides keeping the rain off and making us aerodynamic, I think it absorbed the impact today that could have been me instead. 400 krone was a small price to pay to get it back on guard. 💜
Vordinborg is another cool small town. We walked by the #1 tourist spot in town - Goose Tower. Goose Tower was one of 7 towers that was once part of King Valdemar Atterdag's castle. It was used as a prison and the locals have some legend about a princess being locked into Goose Tower. There is a golden Goose on the top, although the original golden Goose flew away with King Eric of Pomerania when he fled Denmark with the royal treasure. That part is true, Eric!

















