Day 19 - Linz, Austria - Good bye Czech Republic & Mountains! Hello again Donau!
Joan's View
Today was going to be a beast of a ride again, and someone was less than thrilled about the approaching soreness. After leaving early and riding about 10 miles of relatively typical Czech roads, we stopped for a break and an attitude adjustment for me or maybe more of an altitude adjustment. Tony gave me some reality checks letting me know that the climb today is to 2,750' altitude with 5,600 total feet of elevation gain. He said that he wasn't going to tell me unless I asked. ๐ Great!
We rode. We climbed. We stopped part way up sometimes, and sometimes we stopped at the top depending on how much of a break either of us needed. At times the grade was less than the 6% manageable threshold, but other times the grade was extreme. You knew the grade on this yellow sign even without speaking Czech.| What goes down...... |
We also got a picture of this cool slide for Wade because he is going to build one like this off of their deck for their 3 boys and their dog.
We also passed these kayakers getting ready to launch, but I wanted the picture to show how popular these Vietnamese hats are in this area. I'm liking em!
This wrong turn up another hill became a rest stop. This hill had grades of over 20%, Tony had the bike in the lowest granny gear and it was brutal. Tony said it was as steep as the hill behind Cara and NIck's only about 3 to 4 times longer. Actually, we were supposed to go through the construction, but it worked out really well because we ended up merging with our planned route in the road ahead. The gentleman in the house behind us came out to sit on his porch and keep an eye on us. ๐
| Down there in the construction was the real route. |
Some great views from the top.
OK, sometimes the road ahead is not what Tony planned. It can be bumpy and like this one with high grass and trenches on the sides. It can also be an opportunity to take a much needed potty break. As I ventured into the woods, I came across this cool fruit mug just laying there among the trees. Wow! I now have a souvenir! A few of my friends, like Tisha, Jane, Lynne, Carol and Anne can really appreciate the thrill of a great find like I do. Then again our whole family is a bunch of uber deal finders so they'll get a kick out of this one too. ๐ Amazingly, Tony even let me take it on the bike! ๐
| The cleaned up mug. |
We followed this farmer down a hill for maybe a mile before he turned. Since it was downhill we were right on his tail. We sort of bonded.
This was the never ending climb. As much as we would have liked to conquer it, even the engine needed a break before the top.
| Another souvenir? |
| One of his favorite beers ever! |
Tony's Extras
Being in the region where The Sound of Music was filmed, I naturally started singing, "The hills are alive with the sound of music." The hills were also alive with the sounds of panting, grunting, pounding heartbeats, and one cyclist desperately trying to remember how breathing works.
On the steep detour climb I mentioned earlier, where the gradient topped 20%, it took me a full two minutes at the summit before my breathing returned to something that could vaguely be described as "normal."
Once I recovered enough oxygen to support higher brain functions, I began singing, "I'm on the top of the world, looking down on creation..." although the only explanation I could find for my condition was that my lungs were on strike and my heart was attempting to escape through my chest.
By the end of the climb, the final song stuck in my head was "The Song That Never Ends." Except the lyrics had changed:
This is the hill that never ends,
It just goes on and on, my friend.
We started climbing, not quite knowing what we'd done,
And now we're still climbing because this hill apparently never ends...
At several points I became convinced that the hill was actually getting longer each time I looked up. I'm pretty sure Austrian engineers and mountain goats got together and designed it specifically to test cyclists' wills, lungs, and life choices.
So, in the interest of maintaining reader attention spans, I toned it down a little this year. But this bridge was simply too cool not to share. Spanning the mighty Danube River, it earned its place in the blog hall of fame.
Joan has been an absolute trooper over the last four super-hard days. There was no complaining, just an occasional statement of fact. The kids will absolutely appreciate the distinction between those two things. ๐
Regardless, Joan is in really good shape now. So all you tennis ladies better beware when she gets back. After climbing hills, battling headwinds, and surviving my navigation choices, facing a tennis match should feel like a recovery day. ๐๐พ๐ด♀️
Tomorrow we're riding the exact same route from Linz to Melk that we rode back in 2019. Since tomorrow's blog post is my responsibility, I have a brilliant plan. I strongly recommend that nobody go back and read the 2019 blog. There is absolutely no reason to compare the two. Why? Because I intend to save a considerable amount of time and effort by simply copying and pasting the old blog post. Some people might call that lazy, let's say Joan. I prefer to think of it as efficient content management. Others might call it recycling. I call it leveraging existing assets. As far as I'm concerned, it's not plagiarism if you're stealing from yourself. In fact, the more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that this is a stroke of pure genius. The route hasn't changed, the river hasn't moved, the vineyards are still there, and the hills are probably still trying to hurt cyclists. Why mess with perfection? ๐๐ด♂️ When instead I can drink Austrian wine๐ท
Besides, if tomorrow somehow turns out exactly like 2019, I'll look like a visionary instead of a guy trying to save an hour of writing. ๐